More Ponderisms... (yes, again!)

I blame my love of ponderisms on my philosophy education. As I said to the accreditation reviewer during my sophomore years of college: Where else can you sit around discussing whether a rock has a mind and get a college degree?

• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

And here's one from our 40th president:
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

Have a joyful day everyone. - Rita
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